Guide to LOLCats – Grammar
LOLCAT GRAMMAR
LOLcats are notoriously bad at spelling and the use of grammar.
Even the clever ones are rarely an exception.
There is a certain skill in writing like a cat and not like an idiot ‘txt spkr’.
Cats misspell a lot of words but unlike text speak this not just an attempt to abbreviate. the best way to determine if you’re writing like a cat is to repeat (in your head or otherwise) what you has said in a high pitched voice.
If it sounds like a cat or a baby then it’s probably LOLcat speak. If it sounds liek something you has got to decipher then it is no LOLcat speak.
Some basic word changes are below, but these words can be spelled correctly and still be LOLcat speak depending on how many other words are misspelled. Cat’s won’t change so many words as to sound stupid.
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Hi = hai
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Like = liek
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Has = have
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I am = I is or I’z
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They = dey
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That = dat
As with any language the best way to be learnings is by being immersed in it. The more you can be readings LOLcat speak they more you will be learnings it.
If you want to see what a normal sentence would look like in LOLcat speak just type it into the comment box below and it will automatically translate it for you.
Kthxbai.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Okay, thiz iz a test to see ov teh lolcat filtr workz. Let’z try teh above wordz.
Oh Hai, I wud liek to haz dat pleez!!!1!
I iz very interestd in how dey work.
LOL!!!1! Awwww!!!1!
Post nd find owt time.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
i hart-z lol catz…
May 29th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Oh Hai,
Mah name iz barcode nd i liek thiz site almost as much as I liek cheeseburgerz.
Can I haz moar picturez pleez.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Ok. I’z tryin thiz….
Oh mah god, LOL! I luv lolcatz! Dey’re teh best kittiez evr, way bettr than normal onez. Dey’re very funny.
May 31st, 2008 at 8:28 am
Nya… we don’t speak liek thiz does we, LOL? Oh god… mebbeh we does… oh well I’z not gud wit computerz, so i guesz iz normal.
Hey guyz anyone noes where i can score sum catnip?
okay, thankyou bye!
June 1st, 2008 at 3:15 pm
i think ur pretty
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am
Teh rain in Spain fallz mainly on teh plain.
How now brown cow? LOL!!!1!
I’z hungry; it iz lunch-time, nd I does not noes wut to eat.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I waz wonderin if thiz will akshully work. Let test it.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Okay so letz see how thiz workz owt.
I think catz are perfect nd i liek dem almost as much as puddin!!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I iz sittin on a muffin
June 5th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
It iz workin! Awwww!!!1! Letz celebrate!!!1!
Wit catz nd muffinz
June 7th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
i’z in ur website, stealinz ur origeyenality.
June 7th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Heh, I’z goin to test thiz owt myself. Seemz to work for othr peepz, but I want to test it myself.
June 7th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Teh redundancy ov LOLCatz iz somewhat globally known; howevr, I still enjoy teh imagez for their anticz nd adorable felinez.
June 7th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Thiz iz so fuckin crazy
June 7th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Yeah, I think I liek LOLcatz. Awwww!!!1! I waz a bit skeptical at first, but I’ve learnd to appreciate teh simple humour in somethin dat’z moar complex than peepz give it credit for!!!1!
Gud work.
LOL!!!1!
I enjoy it.
June 7th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Holy cow. Thiz iz kind ov incredible. I tend to lapse into lolspeak even in real life sometimez…
June 7th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
i luv mah pancakez wit milk pleez!
June 8th, 2008 at 1:10 am
A lolcat filtr on commentz iz a lot bettr than teh actual article -.-’
June 8th, 2008 at 1:15 am
oh hai im a retard
June 8th, 2008 at 2:09 am
lol oh oh hai there. i wud liek to eat sum televisionz.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:12 am
Oh dear. Awwww!!!1! Wut will teh intertubes think ov next, onve LOLCATS get too old?
I’z goin to write a luv song about thiz.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Oh Hai, LOL. I’z rly only in thiz for teh LOLcat translator.
“I iz in ur closet. Outin ur gayz”
June 8th, 2008 at 2:42 am
hmm i wondr if thiz will work. all teh othr comentz luk pretty interestin, so yeah, jus tryin it owt!!!1, LOL!
thiz jus in : a rabid kitty kitteh haz gone loose nd we can not find him. pleez halp find thiz lost kitty kitteh!!!!
June 8th, 2008 at 2:55 am
I’z tryin it…
Why oh hai there, it iz nice to see u!
June 8th, 2008 at 4:16 am
whoa I can’t believe I’z typin in lolcat speak! LOL!!!1! I iz a lolcat now!!!!
LOL!!!1!
I’z in ur bedroom, stealin ur wife!
June 8th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Thiz iz sort ov ridiculouz, but I luv it.
June 8th, 2008 at 6:13 am
thiz iz cool! Awwww!!!1! I wondr why there aren’t moar commentz by now?
LOL!!!1!
Lol!
Mah, thiz iz goin to luk interestin…
June 8th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Today iz mah birthday!!!1! I iz finally 21! Let’z see how thiz turnz owt. LOL!!!1!!!1! Shud be fun…
June 8th, 2008 at 8:18 am
HAI!
Awwww!!!1!
O RLY?
HEPPY BIRDAY, LOL!
O NOES.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Oh Hai,
LOLCatz haz made me laugh on a daily basiz! Moar LOLCATS!!!
June 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
catz are nice
June 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
oh oh hai so i likd thiz site alot but itz a bit durr
June 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
lolcatz are teh best kind ov catz evr. LOL!!!1! i haz a cheizeburga.
LOL!!!1, LOL!
mah peep jus lovez dem. i jus luv dem. u does too!!!1! Awwww!!!1!
lolcat lovez u.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
peepz adore lolcatz, nd cheeseburgerz, nd double postz, nd accidentz, nd u, nd me, nd mah language, nd me, not u though
June 8th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
if i don’t see a lolcat every day i misz dem
June 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Thiz iz a useful article, nd teh filtr on teh comment secshun iz pretty rad!!!1!!!1!
I approve!
June 8th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
wud u liek to partake in mah soup?
June 8th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I want to suck ur blood.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Thx for teh article nd teh nifty text filtr, LOL! LOLCatz ftw
June 9th, 2008 at 3:46 am
i rly liek lolcatz. especially teh little kitteh onez. i haz ten fingerz nd ten toez. Awwww!!!1! i akshully think dat lolspeak iz easy, i jus wantd to see if thiz filtr workd.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Ooh pretty kitty. I liek kittiez. Dey’re so kewt.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:59 am
lolcat filterz? let meh get sumone speek nomal elnglish for ah sec
thiz iz testin if thees filterz work if thiz followin text turnz owt in lolspeak, teh filterz work
k?
June 9th, 2008 at 5:19 am
testin filtr, liek totally oh hai man
June 9th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Noes, I don’t want mah comment to be translatd.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:23 am
I liek LOLCATz, dey make me luagh.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:33 am
I mean, seriously, imagine if thees scientistz had trid recruitin 15 subjectz who drank at least five shotz ov vodka every day for 20 yearz? LOL!!!1! Dat iz, if dey cud find 15 subjectz who were still alive.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:42 am
LOLcatz speak iz quite possibly teh most annoyin new form ov communicashun to arise frum teh intertubes. Evr.
June 9th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Ok, letz see if thiz work.
Basically, I haz nuffin bettr to does, which iz why I’z doin it.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Thiz iz so much fun
June 9th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
so wat if weez putz in teh lolcatz firstz (test line)
so wut if we put in teh lolcatz first
June 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
When in teh Course ov hoomun eventz it becomez necessary for one peepz to dissolve teh political bandz which haz connectd dem wit anothr nd to assume among teh powerz ov teh earth, teh separate nd equal stashun to which teh Lawz ov Nature nd ov Nature’z God entitle dem, a decent respect to teh opinionz ov mankind requirez dat dey shud declare teh causez which impel dem to teh separashun.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Wut iz teh point ov lol kitteh speak, LOL? It iz demeanin to teh peepz who put capshunz on picturez dat akshully make sense.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Haha Thiz iz hilariouz!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Im catchin teh 1324 to flinderz street
June 10th, 2008 at 2:32 am
iz there a lolcat convertor i can download frum teh intertubes?
June 10th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Lol, thiz iz funny! LOL!!!1! I luv lolcatz!
June 10th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I haz two catz at mah house dat does lol worthy thinz all day. Teh sad thin iz, iz dat I don’t haz a camera.
June 14th, 2008 at 1:04 am
I liek pie. Awwww!!!1! I liek, chocolate pie, pumpkin pie, & apple pie!
June 21st, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Heehee, thiz luks liek fun!! I luv LOLcatz, dey’re so adorable!! ^^ I wish I typd liek thiz all time, it wud be so fun. LOL!!!1! Noes, akshully, it wud be AWESOME!!
Btw…I liek to draw
hehe sry for sayin so 
June 25th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
…………dat………iz………….teh………………….STUPIDEST…….way to talk…………..EVER
July 6th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Pleez feel free to kill teh previouz comment. I jus wantd to use teh translator
July 6th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
teh two catz I haz liek gingr cake nd melon
July 6th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Taz wantz his tummy rubbd
July 8th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
swell kittah thynx caerfuli
July 9th, 2008 at 5:32 am
oh oh hai,
i waz wonderin how everyone iz doin today?
July 9th, 2008 at 5:34 am
oh oh hai,
i iz lost. are u gay?
July 9th, 2008 at 5:39 am
how come u not answr me? iz somethin wrong!!!1! iz u gayz?
July 9th, 2008 at 5:44 am
i liek chocolatez. Awwww!!!1! im neverz goin to stop typin likez thiz.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
O oh hai. i luv lolcatz speak. it keepz me on mah toez. kthxbai
July 9th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
it kinda messd up on teh oh hai but whatevr. kthxbai
July 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
By teh way, i luv BD’z, Declarashun ov independance!! haha kthxbai
July 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Dillon Parsonz iz teh shit btw. i think i liek teh way bathtubz feel!!!1! now dat i gotz ur attenshun, i hate battletoadz!!!1! bye
July 17th, 2008 at 10:55 am
sez oh hai to mah little peep
July 17th, 2008 at 10:58 am
mebbeh 1 day teh whole world will speak usin thiz language…den again mebbeh not.. but why does mah catz luk at me funny when i show dem teh picturez..
July 25th, 2008 at 1:30 am
I misz mah kitteh
July 25th, 2008 at 2:28 am
So how doez thiz work, LOL? It jus changez everythin into teh tongue ov catz?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:07 am
mah kitty doesnt liek teh lolcatz…she sayz dey are teh lamesauce.
August 7th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Happy LOL DAY 8/8
August 24th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Lol, lolcatz. Poor catz, LOL. I wondr how dey feel.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm
iz thiz for real!!!1! it automatically translatez text into lolcat speech!!!1! U gotz programmerz to create teh code?
September 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
i haz a booboo, it needz moar kissez pleez?
September 14th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I want thiz filtr!!!1!!!1! How can I get it?
September 15th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Must try! Thiz iz awsome. I totally want thiz
September 15th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Teh filtr can be had here
http://dougal.gunterz.org/blog/2004/08/30/text-filtr-suite
September 16th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
wut iz thiz
can i haz a new site pleez?
okay thank u bye
September 18th, 2008 at 1:56 am
I wish mah shavd wristz were even.
October 1st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
We ned a program dat cud accomplish thiz offline…
October 10th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I’z emo
I luv cornerz
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I can write essay now?!
November 13th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Iz thiz seriously gonna work??
November 17th, 2008 at 2:13 am
i don’t believe it, LOL. i can’t believe it.
LOL!!!1! Awwww!!!1!
can u rly make me sound liek a kewt, silly, somewhat evil mindd kitty?
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 am
Excellent kitteh picturez! LOL!!!1! I luv dem. I don’t noes why dey are so funny to me, but kitteh picturez make me double ovr laughin. Teh rly gud onez dat iz.
November 26th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Oh Noez, teh lolcat filtr iz barohken.
Wait, I’ll fix it.
December 14th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Well thiz iz rly random.
December 15th, 2008 at 12:07 am
I liek teh fire place. i sit by it all night long wit grandpa. it will not burn me for i iz a kitteh, i iz above all dat.
December 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
LOL i want to learn moar lolcatz talk because it iz gud for mah family.
Nowadayz men lead livez ov noisy desperashun.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:19 am
oh hai iam juxx hear two seeez where moar lol kittehz bez at hidin
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
LOLcatz are lesz hateful than Honda Fanboyz
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Slit eye kitteh sayz Silence, Honda Fanboy
December 31st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
So thiz iz a lolcat translator? How about a lolcat babelfish dat will jus return teh translashun instead ov postin teh comment?
January 10th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
oh hai mate howz ya mate?i wud rly enjoi a trip to teh shopz to get a fish suppr nd a can ov pop
January 11th, 2009 at 6:12 am
Thiz may be teh best thin in teh entire universe.
January 15th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
well oh hai,
i eat little catz, i eat ur grandad, I EAT TOAST.
January 16th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
So letz see how thiz workz. I LOVE chicken!
January 16th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
I iz on ur sleigh. Where are teh presentz?
January 16th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Someone stole teh presentz!
January 19th, 2009 at 8:38 am
U can haz mah harblz if it helpz othr kittenz
January 19th, 2009 at 8:44 am
How about thiz. I’z gettin gud at lol speak
January 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
[...] u haz noes idea why thiz iz funny, why not check owt teh guide to lolcatz page. Stumble [...]
February 8th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
i’m in ur shirt stayin warm
March 5th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Oh Hai, thiz iz wobuffet3, LOL! I luv ur website! LOL[I luv]CATS
March 17th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Dat iz mah pie!
April 15th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
i eatd teh eastr bunny
but i did not eat ur candy
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I haz a kitteh calld Candy Kitteh. She iz rly funny
May 6th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
haz fun stormin teh castle!
May 6th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
oh hai. mah name iz sam. Awwww!!!1, LOL! U killd mah fathr. Prepare to die.
May 7th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Yez, nd how many earz must one man haz
B4 he can hear peepz cry?
May 7th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Let’z go, capitalz
May 13th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Can I haz teh Audio listenin experience now, pleez?
May 13th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Dat’z one small step for catz, one giant leap for catkind!
May 14th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Mah hoomun likez to touch himself.
Awwww!!!1! Awwww!!!1!
He molestd himself twice while I waz writin thiz.
I liek walkz nd cloudy dayz.
LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1!
I iz not for eatin.
May 17th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I luv LOLcatz
It rockz mah cotton sockz!
Dey are teh funniest thinz in teh whole damm world!
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
LOLcatz are grate, dey made mah day
May 26th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I iz likin thiz site pleez give me moar LolCatz to laugh at ^^ okay thx bye
May 30th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I b talkin liek diz on WoW for teh last nien yarz, nd i didnt kno lolcatz langoage waz liek diz! Awwww!!!1! I b surpraisd how gud ju lolcatz talk. Niez jobb gayz!
(I’ve been talkin liek thiz on WoW for teh last nine yearz, nd i didnt noes lolcatz language waz liek thiz! Awwww!!!1! I iz surprisd how gud u lolcatz talk, LOL. Nice job guyz.)
Haha. Awwww!!!1! Awwww!!!1! But thiz iz akshully how i talk on wow ^^
June 24th, 2009 at 10:11 am
i iz likin thiz website very much
June 30th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Oh Hai.
It iz a gift for u, LOL.
Thiz one cannot break.
Awwww!!!1!
Bye.
July 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 am
Haz noes fear, teh piktur haz been sent to teh correct hoomun.
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
To be, or not to be, dat iz teh kweshun:
Whethr ’tiz noblr in teh mind to suffr
Teh slinz nd arrowz ov outrageouz fortune,
Or to take armz against a sea ov troublez
Nd by opposin end dem!!!1!!!1! To die—to sleep,
Noes moar; nd by a sleep to sez we end
Teh heart-ache nd teh thousand natural shockz
Dat flesh iz heir to: ’tiz a consummashun
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Lol, nice work spooook. Perhapz we shud does othr playz nd workz in lolcat
July 12th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
oh gnoez@(%@#^
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Lolspeak iz teh best language
July 25th, 2009 at 1:49 am
How does u sez humanz?
July 25th, 2009 at 1:49 am
ahh thank a bunch
July 27th, 2009 at 12:46 am
iz nice
July 27th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
pretend cannonball
July 30th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I’z goin to faint while I’z waitin
August 25th, 2009 at 2:56 am
Can I haz freshmen?
August 26th, 2009 at 3:09 am
Mah name iz Deanna. I haz a luv for catz. Oh noes! Awwww!!!1! I does not haz a kitty right now.
August 29th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Oh Hai, mah name iz Emily.
I liek teh cheeseburgerz dey are yummy.
Awwww!!!1! Awwww!!!1!
I haz 5 catz, dey are nice nd juicy.
bye
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Keep up teh gud work!!!
Brin moar imagez nd grammar!!!
September 4th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I haz a weird foto album.
Or, Here iz a weird foto album.
September 4th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Thees picturez are strange.
September 4th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I iz ur baby
September 4th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I iz a bad kitty
September 4th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
growl
September 4th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
meow
September 4th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
thiz seat iz taken
September 4th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I will destroy u all
September 8th, 2009 at 4:12 am
thiz iz a test ov teh LOLcat comment box. hee
October 14th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I does not understand teh workinz ov thiz lolcatz thin. How doez it make me sound moar liek a kitteh? I think it jus makez mah language unsofisticatd nd dull, LOL. Dat’z jus mah view.
October 15th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
O oh hai there, how u’z all doin, LOL? o by teh way i haz a cheezeburgur
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:45 am
Wow… Thiz iz rly cool so let’z test. Awwww!!!1!!!1! Dat’z rly cul.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:44 am
thiz waz too kewt not to share.
November 8th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Why are u alwayz teh little spoon?!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I iz very angry about teh terrible grammar usd on thiz website!!!1, LOL! Many children be influencd poorly.
December 19th, 2009 at 3:42 am
doez thiz akshully work!!!1! i iz obsessd wit lolcatz.
February 7th, 2010 at 3:52 am
Invizbl Rollr Coastr. Awwww!!!1! LOL!!!1! U’re doin it right.
April 11th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
who doez’nt luv kewt cool lolcatz!
letz test thiz shit
scard u might be but teh lolcakez are for me.
April 20th, 2010 at 10:37 am
thiz iz an astoundin fenomenon…hilariouz
April 20th, 2010 at 10:40 am
can’t get enough ov dose dyslexic catz
April 20th, 2010 at 10:45 am
teh lolcatz bible iz utterly blasfemouz…can’t stop laughin
April 20th, 2010 at 10:52 am
to be or not to be…dat iz teh kweshun…
Whethr ’tiz noblr in teh mind to suffr
Teh slinz nd arrowz ov outrageouz fortune,
Or to take armz against a sea ov troublez
Nd, by opposin, end dem. To die, to sleep
Noes moar – nd by a sleep to sez we end
May 21st, 2010 at 7:02 pm
lol wow thiz iz crazy who wud haz though dat thiz lolcat iz funny lol
May 28th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
oh hai
i liek ur videoz dey are very kewt nd funny
im on about numbr 48 so gettin there
keep it up
May 28th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Teh path ov teh righteouz man iz beset on all sidez by teh iniquitiez ov teh selfish nd teh tyranny ov evil men. Blessd iz he, who in teh name ov charity nd gud will, sheferdz teh weak thru teh valley ov darknesz, for he iz truly his brothr’z keepr nd teh findr ov lost children, LOL.
Nd I will strike down upon thee wit grate vengeance nd furiouz angr dose who wud attempt to poyzun nd destroy mah brotherz. Nd u will noes mah name iz teh Lord when I lay mah vengeance upon thee.
May 29th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Anyone for Bocce Ball? Awwww!!!1! Anyone can win a trofy. I mean anyone! But it helpz if u come in third…
May 31st, 2010 at 6:04 am
Are u on vacashun? PeachCat iz waitin patiently for a LOLcat speak translashun. U noes how diffikult it iz for a kitteh to be patient unlesz quietly hidin owt to catch a mouse or to pounce on u.
May 31st, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Mah glassez , I broke dem
July 4th, 2010 at 7:40 am
i luv thiz soooooooooooooooo much
July 4th, 2010 at 7:41 am
ohmygod, teh cheese iz comin to check LOL-catz grammar! Awwww!!!1! EVERYONE HIDE ME QUICKNESS!!
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:12 pm
oh noes! i luv cheeseburgerz!!!1! lol! Awwww!!!1! i don’t noes if thiz rly workz.
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:13 pm
noesez rosez toesez
August 9th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
i can finally talk liek mah kittiez yay
August 10th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
me luv lolcatz so many much! thank u for thiz, so i can speak wit mah kitty now LOL
August 20th, 2010 at 11:31 am
i hope thiz comment won’t turn to lolcat speak O.o
August 20th, 2010 at 11:31 am
but it akshully did O.o
August 20th, 2010 at 11:32 am
thiz comment box iz amazin. i iz so ignorant i’m doin it again for teh lol XD
September 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 am
I hope thiz workz!
Oh Hai, nd I can spell perfectly!
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Thiz website makez mah day. I get to annoy co workerz
September 23rd, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Lookin as i does frum teh high ground dat iz occupid by me, i can honestly declare dat teachin peepz to speak leik in a mannr dat iz understandable to basement kitteh, doez not serve teh purrpoez ov mah exaltd posishunz.
October 5th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I liek LOLspeak whaha I want to learn moar about it!
October 8th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Now thiz iz somethin I haz to see.
October 11th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
I will now kill u wit mah lazr vision. PREPARE TO DIE
October 16th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
mostly causd by spellin change
October 21st, 2010 at 3:12 am
Oh Hai,
I’z akshully studyin lolcatz as part ov mah linguisticz assignment! Awwww!!!1! Iz so interestin! I rly wondr who’z idea thiz waz…someone wit a sense ov humour who absolutely lovez catz, ay?
October 21st, 2010 at 3:50 am
Teh Death Ov English: An Analysiz Ov Cyberlanguage
Hey – jus thought I’d put thiz up = teh title ov mah linguisticz essay – so I can see wut it wud luk liek in kitty speak! LOL!!!1!
D
October 25th, 2010 at 7:48 am
U are so clevr, LOL. U deserve a big smug.
October 30th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
holy kitteh! kitteh language iz sooo kewt! Awwww!!!1! i luv it!!!1!
i iz a licensd kitteh translator!!! lol…. LOL!!!1!
November 5th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
I luv ur site itz very helpful =)
Nd lolcatz are jus soooo kewt <3
November 11th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
hey i haz a kitteh namd Harry. he watchez moviez about monkeyz wit mah stupid brothr. doez dat count as a seriouz talent?
November 16th, 2010 at 7:17 am
Ok, let’z see how thiz workz!!!1! Thx for puttin up wit me, peep.
November 22nd, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Oh, oh hai there!!!1! I wud liek to inquire as to why I iz speakin liek an LOLcat.
January 13th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Bambi haz noes tail
March 11th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
does teh kittiez liek teh house too?
April 20th, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Thiz iz weird… Why does catz talk liek thiz again? Nd who sez catz even DO talk. I sense sum major flawz here.
April 20th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Blartgalgalglaglaldgl.
Ha. Translate THAT.
April 24th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
I turnd teh volume up thiz mornin
till there waz ringin in mah earz
i haven’t felt thiz gud in yearz
Anothr villain on teh covr
ov every major magazine
April 25th, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Give me joos
April 25th, 2011 at 6:50 pm
whoa thiz iz cool
May 7th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
haha!!! thiz iz so cool!!!! LoL
June 18th, 2011 at 12:45 am
i luv thiz! thiz iz EPIC!!!! Awwww!!!1! can i haz a cookie now!!!
June 18th, 2011 at 12:48 am
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE MITCHELL lol jokez
July 12th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Doez thiz akshully translate!!!1!
If so…!!!1! Can I haz a cheeseburgr?
July 12th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Awsum! LOL!!!1! It workd!
July 12th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
Thiz iz so funny :3
July 12th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
curse u villain
August 14th, 2011 at 4:15 am
Lol lol lol lol I luuuuuuuv lolcatz talk can I haz chizz brgr
August 29th, 2011 at 9:39 am
One day, I’ll be a poptart poopin owt rainbowz.
September 10th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
How long, How long, will i slide, separate mah side? LOL!!!1! i don’t i don’t believe iz bad. LOL!!!1! LOL!!!1! Slithin mah throat iz all i evr.
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:43 pm
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January 12th, 2012 at 10:15 am
Bitchez be rollin’ on teh high-street motherfuckr
February 6th, 2012 at 4:12 am
Mah powr iz to bend temporal time linez
February 27th, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Dose ov uz humanz call “petz” save u as often as u save uz. We’re helpin each othr.
Get ur peepz to sez yez to adopshun nd noes to breederz, pleez
February 27th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
U noes I luv u for givin me a forevr home. But pleez remembr thiz
March 15th, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Oh Hai, mah name iz Barry, I liek catz nd cheeseburgerz.
April 16th, 2012 at 4:04 am
When I waz
A young boy,
Mah fathr
Took me into teh city
To see a marchin band.
He sez,
“Son when
U grow up,
Wud u be
Teh savior ov teh broken,
Teh beaten nd teh damnd?”
He sez
“Will u
Defeat dem,
U demonz,
Nd all teh non believerz,
Teh planz dat dey haz made?
LOL!!!1!
Because one day
I’ll leave u,
A fantom
To lead u in teh summr,
To join teh black parade.”
May 15th, 2012 at 7:03 pm
I don’t noes how thiz workz, but whatevr. Also, I think dat sum ov zhe kitteh grammar dat peepz left owt in teh list iz thiz:
“teh” can also = “zhe”
“don’t” = “dun”
“iz” = “ez”
“me”=”meh”
May 15th, 2012 at 7:05 pm
wow, thiz translashun to kitteh grammar iz amazin. If u want to sound awsum, make shur u jus type in whatevar u want in thiz text box, submit it, nd den sez it teh way it iz on teh screen as a submittd comment. Iz typically amazin!
May 15th, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Iz wundurr if teh kittehz can translay anytin to kitteh gramma.
a hin a din a durgen
May 15th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Although I hesitate to perorate, I must also abstain frum procrustean endeavorz, LOL. Hence, I shall postprandially defenestrate all callipygouz revenantz, offerin dem as deodandz, nd return to mah ctenofilia.
It iz entirely farcical to assert dat one can ascertain intellect frum several nugatory wordz, nd one’z dicshun.
I iz acquaintd wit a fatuouz gentleman who likez to peruse palimpsestz.
I liek turtlez.
May 15th, 2012 at 7:11 pm
fart poot lolz