LOLcat – Robe and Wizard Hat

Written by admin on May 25, 2008 – 10:48 pm -

Blood Ninja cat


This lolcat references a fake cyber sex chat log from a user called BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey…

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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6 Comments to “LOLcat – Robe and Wizard Hat”

  1. Selina Wragg Says:

    You are hilarious, I was thinking about that cyber sex chat the other day… i remember when I first ready I think I wee’d myself a little it was so funny. Quite random that you’ve put it on your site too! Spooky!

  2. BryBry Says:

    Hey…… sup

  3. Haha Says:

    Haha thats hilariousss

  4. #1Harryypotterfan Says:

    U R UNWORTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. loler Says:

    wooooooow uncool man………..

  6. jennifer Says:

    ummm does anyone know where i can get that wizard costume the cat has on?

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