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LOLcat – Going to Moon, BRB

admin — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:23:43 +0000

Going to the moon BRB

LOLcat – I Lolled!

admin — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:58:36 +0000

LOLcat – Where the fuck am I?

admin — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:44:38 +0000

LOLcat – Rubber Band Ball

admin — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:09:07 +0000

LOLcat – I’z a chikin

admin — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:54:26 +0000

LOLcat – How do we kill Superman?

admin — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:31:18 +0000

LOLcat – Already licked, is mine now.

admin — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:58:04 +0000

LOLcat – Robe and Wizard Hat

admin — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:48:07 +0000

This lolcat references a fake cyber sex chat log from a user called BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey…

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

LOLcat – Ice Cream Zombie

admin — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:34:52 +0000

LOLcat – Admiral Cat

admin — Wed, 14 May 2008 12:56:26 +0000

Admiral Cat first appeared on the image boards of 4chan. His regal look marked him out as leader and throughout the thread Admiral Cat would give naval commands to other cats.

Admiral Cat was at war with Futuredog over a nefarious scheme that can only be fully understood if you hang around on chan boards, which I wouldn’t recommend to anybody.

Admiral Cat’s most potent weapon is the ideologically objectionable (anti-faggotry) kitten missile.