LOLcat – How do we kill Superman?

Written by admin on June 24, 2008 – 5:31 pm -

Kittens plot to kill Superman

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LOLcat – Already licked, is mine now.

Written by admin on June 3, 2008 – 1:58 pm -

lolcat licking a donut in a box.

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LOLcat – Robe and Wizard Hat

Written by admin on May 25, 2008 – 10:48 pm -

Blood Ninja cat


This lolcat references a fake cyber sex chat log from a user called BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey…

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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LOLcat – Ice Cream Zombie

Written by admin on May 25, 2008 – 10:34 pm -

zombies, cats, ice cream, throw in poker and you have all of my favourite things.

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LOLcat – Admiral Cat

Written by admin on May 14, 2008 – 12:56 pm -

Admiral Cat is the leader of the cat navy.

Admiral Cat first appeared on the image boards of 4chan. His regal look marked him out as leader and throughout the thread Admiral Cat would give naval commands to other cats.

Admiral Cat was at war with Futuredog over a nefarious scheme that can only be fully understood if you hang around on chan boards, which I wouldn’t recommend to anybody.

Admiral Cat’s most potent weapon is the ideologically objectionable (anti-faggotry) kitten missile.

Launching anti-faggotry kitten missile.

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